pure:
It is day 3 of the post-nipple webspace. I’m reporting from the bunker. Yesterday, I initiated a backup of my weeb drama CD sideblog. All will be transferred to an offline device and sold on the black market under super_kawaii.zip. Tensions are dissipating as the initial shock rocked every sector of the ward. Degens are prolly already on some demon website like xvideos. Furries may be using furaffinity. Normies are at work. I could not access the Feminist sector for comment. They are burning incense and casting erectile dysfunction spells around a makeshift fire. The fanfiction nerds are protesting, convinced they are oppressed, “Mpreg fear is unwelcome here,” they chant. This is Pure, over and out.
